The Bard Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt

This crew-neck sweatshirt brings a playful, slightly eerie twist to cozy winter wear. Dark charcoal serves as the backdrop for rows of red geometric stripes and snowflake motifs, while a repeated portrait motif along the hem and cuffs adds an offbeat, vintage vibe. The all-over print is vivid and continuous, wrapping the design around the body so the pattern reads as a single, immersive piece. Wear it when you want to lean into quirky holiday gatherings, late-night movie marathons, or a chilly walk through twinkling streets. The medium-weight polyester keeps the shape tidy and the colors bright, so the sweatshirt looks lived-in but never faded.

Soft warmth and a hint of mischief. The pattern feels like an antique portrait peeking out from under a modern knitted fair isle—comfort with personality. It suits someone who collects oddities, enjoys niche pop-culture jokes, or loves subtle gothic holiday humor. Slip it on for seasonal parties, themed hangouts, or when you want to make an understated, memorable statement in cool weather.

Product features
- All-over vibrant print for full-coverage design
- 1x1 ribbed-knit collar and cuffs with added spandex for stretch
- 100% polyester medium-weight fabric (7.4 oz/yd²) that holds shape and dries quickly
- Classic crew neck and relaxed fit with custom cut-and-sewn construction
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts; white thread finish

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)